Half-Witted Idea? You Got That Right!

Maybe you have read the previous post about making a Rain Barrel with a hypertufa mixture? Well, I certainly had high expectations, but……EPIC FAIL. How many of you saw that coming?  I have given up on that What was I thinking Idea.

You may remember I tried the draping method to make a small planter, and that turned out really nice. In fact, I will shortly be ready to plant that one.

Holes drilled in planter

But the Rain Barrel………..Oh my!…..wonderful and innovative idea or a disaster in the making?

Following my ill-conceived idea for this layered structure, I tried coat after coat of the mixture, brushing/troweling on a mixture of hypertufa which was mostly cement as I got more and more desperate, but using a proportionately large amount of Portland cement. I would  bitch and moan about it constantly make  a huge amount in a tub and brush this on, coat after coat after coat, about every third day. I had to wait  24 to 36 hours for it to dry between coats, and it seemed at first that it was setting up very strong and hard and would work!

 

Ignoring the Advice was given to me to use reinforcement such as rebar etc. Stubbornly moving on with this harebrained idea I told myself I didn’t want  it to turn out so immovable and heavy that I couldn’t get it over to the side yard under the downspout. But for something of this size, in hindsight I can see that would be the only way it could work. My husband tried to talk me out of it, but I was determined. I was too stubborn to admit I was wrong.

Meanwhile, after I had applied enough cement mixture to make a new overpass for Interstate 75, and it still wouldn’t support its own weight, I decided to throw in the towel! I was so tired of yelling for Jerry to come move this trying to lift, roll, and support this huge and cumbersome monument to pig-headedness idea. I wanted a rain barrel which didn’t have to be moved in the winter to keep it from freezing, but after reviewing the instructions on those I longingly looked at in Menards, Lowes, Home Depot and Sam’s Club ( I really liked the Sam’s Club one but I think there was a conspiracy to never be in stock when I was ready to buy), I came to the conclusion that I could leave it in place in winter if I was sure to drain it of the water accumulated. Eureka! Dump this albatross!

I am sure I told Jerry it wouldn’t work in the first place, as I recall. Or maybe he told me that.

Kim's Folly
Kim’s Folly

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Kim, The Hypertufa Gardener

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2 thoughts on “Half-Witted Idea? You Got That Right!

  • April 23, 2017 at 11:10 pm
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    I recall reading an article about African rain barrels many years ago. The suggestion was to fill a large bag with grass and then cementing around it, but in place under the eaves so it didn't have to be moved. When the cement was dry they pulled out the hay. Of course there is no frost issue in Africa, but I always thought it was ingenious. Maybe you could put a tap in the bottom to empty it in the fall and divert the downspout and cover the barrel with plastic to keep it dry. Reply

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